Now this is the kind of e-mail I've been getting recently. Diploma's in a box.
Actual E-mail Text:

Diplomas from prestigious non-accredited universities

NO required tests, classes, books, or interviews.

Bachelors, Masters, MBA, and Doctorate (PhD) diplomas available in the field of your choice - that's right, you can become a Doctor and receive all the benefits and admiration that comes with it!

No one is turned down.